Hey, you made it! Alright! I was expecting you, uh, about two or three hours ago but that’s all right- I think there’s still some canapés in the back.

Don’t bother reading the thing under this. I wrote it when I was building the site, and didn’t have anything else on here. I wasn’t feeling very funny, either- wanted to have a more ‘We’re serious’ vibe. So don’t bother catching up on our last year. Unless you really want to.