So you’re probably wondering how Swashbucklers talk. Lucky for you we’ve got this SWASHBUCKLER QUOTE GENERATOR to figure it out for you.
HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:
Step 1- Get a d20. If you’re not nerdy enough to know what a d20 is, it’s a die with 20 faces on it. If you’re not nerdy enough to HAVE a d20, Google that bad boy, and you can find life-like simulations online. Or use your imagination to generate numbers- whatever- I believe in you.
Step 2- “Roll” the “die” three times, and match up your results in each column for your very own GENERATED SWASHBUCKLER QUOTE! A bracketed phrase indicates that you can choose to include, or not include the enclosed phrase.
Step 3- Enjoy your swashbuckler quote (for example a roll of 20, 6, 16 would be “GASP! Fall on my sword in bed.” Very suggestive.)
Here it is:
| 1 | The Duke is secretly… | …your princess (is) | …(in) disguise. |
| 2 | The King wants (me to)… | …(be) married to | …(so) prepare to die! |
| 3 | I wrote a poem where (I’m)… | …inconceivable (to) | …(the) princess. |
| 4 | If there’s one thing I know, it’s… | …sexy | …I just wrote it. |
| 5 | In a deep, dark dungeon… | …(an) honour(able) | …(a) sugar baby. |
| 6 | Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya… | …(I) fall on my sword | …’til death do us part! |
| 7 | After a few drinks, (I’m)… | …sword(s) | …(or) you die! |
| 8 | The kingdom requires… | …(you’re) winning (the) | …(in a) pit of deadly spikes. |
| 9 | The only thing I fear is… | …Baron Thorne(‘s) | …(for) vengeance! |
| 10 | Dash it all! | …treacherous | …dancing. |
| 11 | A true knight is always… | …(in) a restrictive corset (on) | …(a) dragon! |
| 12 | (My) sword (desires)… | …(that) I’m not | …(with) poison! |
| 13 | Come, my lady… | …a simple pawn | …(a) gentleman(men). |
| 14 | I’m sorry, but… | …what the shit (is) | …(in) another castle. |
| 15 | En garde! (I’m)… | …(I’m) chopping off your head | …(for/with) True Love. |
| 16 | When you play the Game of Thornes… | …(you) killed my father | …(in) bed. |
| 17 | The Duchess demands… | …a helpful crab (is) | …(with a) sword(s)! |
| 18 | Beneath this mask (I’m)… | …(you’re) my Butterfly | …left-handed. |
| 19 | I know something you don’t know… | …turtles never capsize | …in an elaborate game of chess. |
| 20 | *GASP* | *GASP* | *GASP* |
Now you’re talking like a Sword Playa! Enjoy, and post your favourite results as comments here or on our Facebook!
(Swashbuckler Quote Generator co-created with Josef Addleman and Kaitlin Morrow)
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