Swashbuckler Quote Generator!

So you’re probably wondering how Swashbucklers talk.  Lucky for you we’ve got this SWASHBUCKLER QUOTE GENERATOR to figure it out for you.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

Step 1- Get a d20.  If you’re not nerdy enough to know what a d20 is, it’s a die with 20 faces on it.  If you’re not nerdy enough to HAVE a d20, Google that bad boy, and you can find life-like simulations online.  Or use your imagination to generate numbers- whatever- I believe in you.

Step 2- “Roll” the “die” three times, and match up your results in each column for your very own GENERATED SWASHBUCKLER QUOTE!  A bracketed phrase indicates that you can choose to include, or not include the enclosed phrase.

Step 3- Enjoy your swashbuckler quote (for example a roll of 20, 6, 16 would be “GASP!  Fall on my sword in bed.”  Very suggestive.)

Here it is:

1 The Duke is secretly… …your princess (is) …(in) disguise.
2 The King wants (me to)… …(be) married to …(so) prepare to die!
3 I wrote a poem where (I’m)… …inconceivable (to) …(the) princess.
4 If there’s one thing I know, it’s… …sexy …I just wrote it.
5 In a deep, dark dungeon… …(an) honour(able) …(a) sugar baby.
6 Hello!  My name is Inigo Montoya…  …(I) fall on my sword …’til death do us part!
7 After a few drinks, (I’m)… …sword(s) …(or) you die!
8 The kingdom requires… …(you’re) winning (the) …(in a) pit of deadly spikes.
9 The only thing I fear is… …Baron Thorne(‘s) …(for) vengeance!
10 Dash it all! …treacherous …dancing.
11 A true knight is always… …(in) a restrictive corset (on) …(a) dragon!
12 (My) sword (desires)… …(that) I’m not …(with) poison!
13 Come, my lady… …a simple pawn …(a) gentleman(men).
14 I’m sorry, but… …what the shit (is) …(in) another castle.
15 En garde!  (I’m)… …(I’m) chopping off your head …(for/with) True Love.
16 When you play the Game of Thornes… …(you) killed my father …(in) bed.
17 The Duchess demands… …a helpful crab (is) …(with a) sword(s)!
18 Beneath this mask (I’m)… …(you’re) my Butterfly …left-handed.
19 I know something you don’t know… …turtles never capsize …in an elaborate game of chess.
20 *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*

Now you’re talking like a Sword Playa!  Enjoy, and post your favourite results as comments here or on our Facebook!

(Swashbuckler Quote Generator co-created with Josef Addleman and Kaitlin Morrow)

 

 

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