COWBOY QUOTE GENERATOR!!!

In honour of Sex T-Rex’s upcoming preview of our next Genre Comedy, I’m a-crackin’ out another high-larious randomizer.  We started with Pulp Archeology Adventure with Callaghan, moved to Science Fiction with Leviathan, and now we’re taking it back to the Ol West!  Yes, there’ll be some roots scooted to be sure in WATCH OUT WILDKAT!  (Yer Dealin’ With the Devil)

So you’re probably wondering how Cowboys talk.  Lucky for you we’ve got this COWBOY QUOTE GENERATOR to figure it out for you.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

Step 1- Get a d20.  If you’re not nerdy enough to know what a d20 is, it’s a die with 20 faces on it.  If you’re not nerdy enough to HAVE a d20, Google that bad boy, and you can find life-like simulations online.

Step 2- “Roll” the “die” three times, and match up your results in each column for your very own GENERATED COWBOY QUOTE!  Some rules apply-

a) The “…” fields represent “nothing”, which Cowboys often say.

b) A bracketed phrase indicates that you can choose to include, or not include the enclosed phrase.

Step 3- Enjoy your cowboy quote (for example a roll of 20, 6, 16 would be “A real wild cowgirl.”).

Here she be:

1 You’re dead whiskey
2 You look like a yellow-bellied eyes
3 There’s a right fine lady is always your best bet
4 Draw my deputy like lightning
5 I’m-a lookin’ fer a Gringo spitoon
6 Don’cha know a real wild y’all
7 I’m-a gonna git the Queen of Hearts at high noon
8 Way over yonder gold stallion
9 My pa was American on the range
10 Shootin’ a mad dawg with my/yer boots on
11 I killed smokin’ (a) shotgun
12 It’s a hell of a thing your gun sheriff
13 You’ll be eatin’ bullets Y’hear?
14 Howdy Moonshine in the sunset
15 I’m ridin’ (the) tumblin’ tumbleweed (‘s) spurs
16 I only drink Shootin’ cowgirl
17 Damn (yer) (in an) outhouse Yee-haw!
18 I’ll die (on) the dusty trail in Bear Mountain
19 Y’all (are) a-way down south Pardner
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Enjoy, and post your favourite results as comments here or on our Facebook!

(Cowboy Quote Generator co-created with Josef Addleman and Kaitlin Morrow)

 

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/ IMPROV TEAM NAME GENERATOR!!! ~

Sex T-Rex has a beautiful blessing, and that is the blessing of a name that people seem to like.  Improv team names are a strange breed: Right now Robin and I are out on tour, and we frequently read signs and discuss wether they are improv team names, band names, or just stupid and funny.  There’s something special about the naming of an Improv team, and I’ve tried to capture that in the new 2011 IMPROV TEAM NAME GENERATOR!  Use it for your next team or just make up some names and laugh about them.  Either way you have my endorsement.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

Step 1- Get a d20.  If you’re not nerdy enough to know what a d20 is, it’s a die with 20 faces on it.  If you’re not nerdy enough to HAVE a d20, they can be found in numerous online simulators.

Step 2- “Roll” the “die” three times, and match up your results in each column for your very own GENERATED IMPROV TEAM NAME!  Some rules apply-

a) The “…” fields represent “nothing”

b) A bracketed phrase indicates that you can choose to include, or not include the enclosed phrase.  Otherwise you must slavishly follow the generator even if you have a very funny and reasonable alteration.  Not allowed!

Step 3- Enjoy your team’s name (for example a roll of 20, 6, 15 would be “Goddamn Face”).

Here she be:

1 That Improv (and) company
2 Breakneck Make-Believe Society
3 Improv Banana Crunch
4 Everybody loves And Jam
5 Danger Grain-Fed Life
6 Too Many Goddamn Tyrannosaurus
7 The New Sub-Prime (with) Andy
8 Urban For Weasels
9 The Bear(‘s) Fishing …‘s Day Off
10 Poop Dancing Party
11 The Unwed Grandpappy(’s) Cousins
12 Tremendous Without Service Animals
13 Not your Mother’s Theory (of) WHAAAAAT?
14 Dead Man’s Kitten And a Baby
15 Moustache-Free Poop Face
16 Shoeless Joe’s Gluten-Free Crabs
17 The Great Flying Improv
18 Remember (the)… Taste Thing
19 Baritone Sex Poop
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Fun, isn’t it.  You’re having fun!  Really, WE’re having fun.  So, enjoy, and post your favorite results as comments here or on our Facebook group.  The best one will win a free Sex T-Rex Gold Club Membership!  Ooooooh!  Gold!

Back just in time to leave again!

Heyo fans and friends and secret spies, we’re finally back to reality after months of rehearsing, travelling, promoting, showing, and partying. A critical account of our success is provided below in the post labelled ‘Fringe Buzz’ but I know what you really want to know: was Sex T-Rex’s first Fringe tour the best? Yes it was.

We recently had our AGM and settled on a few things, most importantly
1)  We’re not breaking up

2) We love each other very muxh

3) We’re going to New York in two weeks

That’s right, Sex T-Rex will mark it’s second appearance in the United States with a slot in the ridiculous Del Close Marathon; a fifty-hour non-stop improv orgy featuring teams from all over the planet, including fellow TO pals S&P, Big In Japan, WDWMKR, and The Jenkins Syndrome. We’ve got a celebratory show to raise some cash for that trip, the details of which are available in the ‘Upcoming Shows’ widget at the bottom of the page, and by searching for ‘Sex T Rex Bling Blang New York!’ in Facebook. We’ve already confirmed the Rude Leaves, Tony Ho, and The Templeton Philharmonic will be there, so don’t miss out.

The biggest thing we agreed on at the AGM was this: We love you, we love seeing you, and we love making you laugh. We’ll be trying out many news ways of accomplishing this in the months ahead, so stay tuned!